King of Clubs

The opposite of King of Spades,
while the suit of spades, the king desires to see his wife with other man. In the suit of clubs or Clover, the king wants to laydown with as many women is possible during his lifetime.
in the suit of clubs, the Cuck is the Queen.

Most likely to be seen be himself, while his wife talks with other girls making the good well-known "Cake"
"My husband loves when i make him some cake! He says his wife is the best cook ever!" - Queen of Clubs talking about the King of Clubs
by CuckQueenOfClubs March 9, 2024
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Beer Club

A social gathering (usually of men) in quantities of 6 or 12 on a set day. At said club the aforementiond men divide a pack of beer to sample from that week.
Hey man... it's Thursday, you comin to beer club?
by Somuchdeath18 July 7, 2008
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2am Club

Aidan hosts a cardio and worship session with the boys. Tsega comes at 2, Sam at 4 and Aidan finishes off Gabe at 6
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Club Gak

Name for the King Princess stan base
Hey are you part of Club Gak? I heard you playing Only time makes it human by KP
by Kp69420 October 21, 2020
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Phaser club

The Phaser club is a group of badass motherfuckers who all wield phasers. It is a rare sight for the stars must be aligned with the earth as the dark chitulhu sets down upon the d-bag known only as "Toni"
Homie 1: I now wield the mighty phaser.
Homie 2: Welcome to the phaser club!
Homie 3: Party of 4!!!!
Homie 4: I want some nachos.
by sexy mothafuckaaaaa September 3, 2016
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Club Menu

it's everything that keeps you up until the party's end
— I am just not sure if I will go clubbing tonight – because of the flight tomorrow...
— Yeah, i remember it. But researching needs no "club menu"
by verykk December 13, 2019
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Club Condo

an exclusive club for those who have siphoned feces out of someone’s anus using your mouth and a plastic nose. You then mix it in to a martini glass along with blood, semen, saliva, smegma, mucus, and leukorrhea, and 1 lime. Once you manage to finish the beverage you officially become a member of Club Condo
My friend Rob came over last night and helped me join club condo
by JPgetoffthecouch April 11, 2025
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