happiness

you won’t get it here.

go and PLEASE touch grass.

and maybe you’ll get a gf/bf/enbf while your at it.

Billy-Bob: “i could never have happiness.”
Brad: “it’s ok because we have drugs”

by CrimsonTheMurderous May 27, 2023

Happy pig

A sloppy eater who is eating his/her favorite meal.

That happy pig is spilling Mac-n-Cheese on the ground.

by Kailey Girl November 8, 2015

Happiness

Literally "ha! Penis!"

A codeword for NSFW posts.

Look at this comic; it's total happiness.

by MeganFriesen August 14, 2014

happiness

It doesn't exist

*Error* happiness *Error*

by Insert-User-Name April 23, 2020

Happy Duck

When your dick gets hard and it is like when you see a duck and you want to touch it in public.

Oh god I have a happy duck

by Manilikemusic November 29, 2020

Happiness

Happiness: Something that you, yes YOU, deserve. I know it may be hard to find reasons to be happy, but you ARE worth it and you DO deserve to feel joy. You are talented, beautiful, handsome, appreciated, and amazing. Be you proudly, and don't be afraid to take the things that make you happy in life.

Happiness is soaring through the clouds, where no one and nothing can stop you or hold you back.
Happiness is sitting with those you care about, laughing as you pass a tray of cookies around a warm fireplace.
Happiness is achieving that dream you worked so hard for.

Happiness is you.

by SnowyHeights :) December 3, 2020

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016