hard card

your driver's licsense

"dude, i got my hard card the day after my brithday!"

by shabangabang February 14, 2008

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hard core loser

No matter what he does, he just fucks everything up if he is around you. Keeps acting like a fuckwit near you when you are trying to get into the pants of some girl, spoiling the hunting for the night. Typically needs you to pull him out of a situation he created, where he was about to get the fuck punched out of him by those blokes at the pool table after he stood near them telling them how to play.

Mick thought he was on a winner for a fuck in the car park outside with Jacinta, when Deano rocked up and spilled his beer in her handbag, making her lose her shit so much she got her fat friend and left the club. Mick wanted to flog Deano, but then saw him trying to dry hump some bloke at the pool table, which was gunna turn fatal for Deano any second now. So Mick dragged his stupid cunt mate away from danger and said "mate, stop being such a hard core loser or you can fuckin walk back to Frankston".

by Reynard says July 21, 2017

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hard hard

hard hard is a dutch sentence when something goes very well/ is very nice

heb jij die chick gefixt? hard hard!

by hardhard036daniel April 1, 2019

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hard light

Exotic gun in destiny 2, a game where the rng gods have decided to never give me... just knucklehead radar instead. Fuck you bungie.

Bungie is fucking me hard light.

by Aresyen October 10, 2017

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Hard bushing

The vigorous yet gentle rubbing of two or more girthy mustache.

We were hard bushing near a grassy knoll.

by Vealson June 10, 2024

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Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

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