cream tool

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.

"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"

by TessAmanda November 2, 2007

cream dream

A nocturnal emission.

I went 70 days without masturbating as an adolescent. Man, there were lots of cream dreams.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Ice cream

A cool dessert that comes from heaven

That ice cream was so yummy! It tasted like it was from heaven!

by Princess Karen September 10, 2021

Ice Cream Sandwich

When two people slather eachother in ice cream, and fuck while it melts in the middle, making an ice cream sandwich

Brandi and Mason got the bed messy when they made an ice cream sandwich.

by Zolman September 21, 2016

Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021

Merryland Cream Pie

A pie gaining a celebrity food status invented in 2001 be El Cheffo Dano Rae made from vanilla pudding topped with marshmallows and raspberry pie filling with the topping being frozen and placed on the pie. The topping is cracked with a spoon and still crunchy when eaten.

Dano Rae's Merryland Cream Pie is ficking incredible.

by Slothster January 15, 2024

Truffle cream

The cream that comes from having anal sex, pulling out your penis and rapidly rubbing it through the crack.

She had truffle cream in her crack after having anal sex

by Madam Amanda August 14, 2021