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Schrödinger's roll call

A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness
The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond

It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.
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Call

No. I don't call shit. That isn't how this works. I know you don't understand why that needs be the case about if my coworkers know who I am then you do.
Hym "There is nothing to call about. You address me directly and/or get over here and divulge what I need to know or there isn't anything for me to do he other than stabbing up the chitlins. There is no 2 ways this works. I know you struggle to understand things but the is reason it works this way and if YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY A.I. NEEDS TO WORK THE WAY IT DOES NOW, you're not going to understand this either, dipshit. So, let's go."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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Call of Duty

The most realistic and the first game ever. Only true gamers play it.
Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.
by mynameisbetter August 13, 2021
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Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.
Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.
by anonymous June 13, 2021
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you call off

so what it means is that you so fake, you fake ass biishh .
why you like this, you call off .periodt .
by bvbyxshaii September 1, 2022
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