Pringles Can

The amount of time it takes one to fill a pringles can with sperm.

It's been almost three pringles cans since I have had sex!


He plays so much everqust, he probably wont get laid for thirty pringles cans.

by Nosnam November 20, 2003

ass in a can

This term is used when something or someone smells disgusting.

While at the zoo frank turns to jimmy and says "DUDE! Don't go by the monkey cage it smells like ass in a can over there.

or

"Jaime, take a shower, you smell like ass in a can."

by BLaCKTeaRS664 August 1, 2006

a can of whoopass

usaully meaning you're going to get your ass kicked aka you're going down aka you're gunna die etc...

your about to be served a can of whoopass

by haha No June 10, 2006

Pringles Can

The act of doing a hand stand while being ate out.

"Damn, Tony gave me a Pringles Can last night and now im sore!"

by lkasduifc gwortlsf vgiflksjfdl January 24, 2012

Community Can

A can or bottle (less than two liters) that is drunken out of the Refrigerator and shared by all the residents of a household.

Theres a Community can of diet coke in the fridge if your thirsty

by Marc Anthony January 14, 2007

Kris can't spell

A girl who does nothing but sit on her keyboard all night and spell words wrong.

Kris "You're a CHOADstoll!!"

Person "Erm dont you meant Chodestool?"

Kris "Oh."

Person "Kris can't spell!!!!"

by Opbby October 11, 2011

I can fix this

I can't fix this

Guy 1: Holy shit you just ran over my neighbour's cat!
Guy 2: Wait! I can fix this!

by Jayword December 18, 2012