Tom Van

A guy who is very sus. He will often talk about innapropriate things. For example:

Tom Van: “HEY DO YOU KNOW HOW THE SAUSAGE GOES IN THE BUN??!?”
me: …

by Iwritedefinitionsfornames August 22, 2022

coach tom

A loving dick

Coach tom: Hey you pricks catch the ball

by Bob473829$3 May 9, 2018

Tom

the guy with the biggest balls on earth, he will make you cum in 4 nanoseconds

"ahhh i came" said the girl
Tom did that

by bigppman256789 July 11, 2020

Tom Roseveare

Noodle lover

A Tom Roseveare is a person who truly loves their own noodle.

by Geoff Day August 10, 2017

pulling a Tom

complaining and yelling so loudly that customers think that you are "going postal;" walking around like Dwight Schrute; stalking; traveling to departments where you are not welcome; giving insight on current events that are only opinions made to sound like facts

That guy over there is getting all riled up. He's pulling a Tom

by BigFoot305 December 22, 2020

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by hello i am boy June 24, 2021

tom

a dutch guys with a big dick

person 1: hey who is that guys with big dick?

person 2: oh the dutch guy? that’s tom.

by anonymous September 20, 2021