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Ego Top

A top who thinks of themselves, as a much better top than they actually are.

They prioritize themselves themself at the expense of the bottom(s).
“He could not get me off, he was such an Ego Top
by RowanDownTheRiver November 21, 2023
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Sloppy top johnny

We're you giving him a sloppy top johnny?
by Lilaj October 28, 2023
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Top

Margherita Is the toppest person I've ever met.
by Lesbica futurista August 31, 2021
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on top

to run up the hill huffing and puffing with a picnic box and wait
(on top)
"so was he here already or is he late like me?"
by Krkič May 14, 2019
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top

sam is such a top
by smawnsmash March 7, 2021
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top kill

A variation on the "Upper Deck" , a Top Kill is the act of securing the water supply to the toilet tank & flushing all the water out until the tank is dry. You then manually lift the "flapper" exposing the hole which leads to the bowl. You then force a large quantity of Butt - Mud into the hole at extremely high pressure therefore sealing the tube permanently.
I was trying to sleep in Todd's parents room, but their god-damn toilet kept running. I finally had to give it a Top Kill or I would never have gotten any rest at all.
by MadMark August 8, 2010
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top buns

bad at something; dumb; stupid; not smart
the food at the dinner was top buns!
the music played at the party was top buns..
by topbuns21 December 5, 2017
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