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Vagina ham

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
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muddy vagina

The act of pooping your pants and smearing it all over your crotch.
Jasmine made a boom boom and gave herself a muddy vagina.
by kungfumelissa March 4, 2024
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Vagina Bagging

The sorting of and storing of used, battered vaginas.
"This cougar night seems played out, I'm going to have to a lot of vagina bagging."
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vagina dress

A dress that is questionably a child's extra large t-shirt. You can see the individuals vagina.
It's rush week, grab your vagina dress and let's hit the town!!!
by Msmoney December 18, 2017
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vagina

wet, sticky, and pleasant. aka meatloaf.
kid: hey did you see her vagina
guy: yeah it’s so nice *moans slightly*
by _pseudonym_? December 17, 2021
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