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mexican zipper

In a rodeo fight, when you are wearing a pair of Spurs and you run your Spurs against your opponents face causing serious cuts and bleeding.
Shit dude Bobby just gave that bull rider a Mexican zipper!
by The Voodoo Hermit December 22, 2015
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Orange Zipper

A place Trump's sycophants kneel down before.
GQP representatives lined up in front of the Orange Zipper to demonstrate their fealty.
by Tahobo Jr. June 14, 2024
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zipper chaser

A zipper chaser is a gay man who gauges who he will pursue in a club, according to how much a man's penis makes his zipper stand out of his pants.
"Jesse, after we get drinks let's hang by the restroom. Oh Chris, you're such a zipper chaser."
by Rio Jonz January 13, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.
My drysuit's got Santi Zipper"
by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024
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Zipper mayo

Cum,ejaculated, ejaculation, sperm,baby gravy,hairy egg drop soup,jizz
I was getting head from a broad and gave her a load of zipper mayo
by Herman Simmons September 19, 2021
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zipper oyster

A euphemistic description of the sexual anatomy of a biological female
Hey baby, come over here and let me slurp on that zipper oyster
by deewire23 January 6, 2025
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