Post zip drip

After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.

Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?

Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.

by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023

zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit

be quiet

zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit

by xdr5t3evq3q December 4, 2023

zip

it’s like lit but cooler

yo did you see that?it was pretty zip

by redeyesmericamask July 2, 2020

Zip Jean

When I guy gets his penis stuck in his zipper.

Guy: Babe, I think I got zip jean!

Jean Jam

by Jacklyn High November 17, 2015

zip

ounce of weed

lemme cop a zip twin

by cowboywokkplug December 26, 2024

zip and dip

when a male has sex with his pants on , cums, puts his dick back in his trousers, zips em up and leaves quickly. avoiding the trouble of having to find his discarded clothes.

"I hooked up with this girl i met at the club, but her man showed up so i had to do a zip and dip"

by Daydreamer69 April 18, 2017

Anthem Zip Code

When you dress like a fire hydrant and let someone in a dog costume pee on you.

My friend Steve got an Anthem Zip Code from a hooker the other day.

by Blaine Lake January 16, 2021