Zero pronged fork

Spoon

I eat cereal with a zero pronged fork.

by ClayCrompton June 9, 2020

Re zero

a gwud anime :>
but some random dickhole got like 19+ dislikes from a re zero hating commentary and i am here to prevent everyone from being brainwashed from that dickhole

Re zero is best anime change my mind

by BoredPersonII March 2, 2022

zero %

Definition- To take away something (ie to give them 0% of something, or take away 100% of something)

Stop that or I'll give you zero %.

by t3h b3a5t!!!111oneoneone June 21, 2005

zero

a person with a massive schlong

person 1: hey is that zero over there?

person 2: omg yes it is. i wish i was like zero

by k33z7 May 4, 2022

zero hits

zeroing is a hit is inhaling smoke in your lungs, until you can't take it anymore. dude, we barely have any weed left, so when i pass the bowl around, make sure you 'zero' your hits aight

make sure you zero hits ok?

by brian_ aka digga August 2, 2007

Zero Waste

The conservation of all resources by means of responsible production, consumption, reuse and recovery of all products, packaging, and materials, without burning them, and without discharges to land, water or air that threaten the environment or human health.

I can achieve a zero waste lifestyle by refilling my hand sanitizer and shampoo bottles at the Eco Now store in Orange County, California.

by Pauley10 October 19, 2020

Zero Two

Well, it depends. Cute or creepy? If I went the cute route, i’d say Zero Two from Darling In The Franxx is a waifu with pink hair and lil kawaii devil horns. But if I went the creepy route… Zero Two is the TRUE final boss of Kirby 64 woth a dumpling lookin ass body and a literal cactus ass with a fuckin bleeding eyeball. He has a halo and wings but THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS NOT AN ANGEL HE WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS LIKE THE SUPER MARIO 64 EEL. At first, he seems he seems he has a cute lil smile but WHOOPS! IT’S ALL ONE BIG ASS FUCKING EYEBALL.

Weeb: hey remember Zero Two?
Kirby fan: NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN.
Weeb: why? It’s just a cute kawaii sugoi UwU OwO anime girl I love very dearly I have a body pillow of!
Kirby fan: OOOH that Zero Two. Ok. THANK FUCKIN GOODNESS.
Weeb: why are you scared? Is there another Zero Two I must know of?
Kirby fan: you play the game you get the pain. You don’t know what I’ve been through. Play Kirby 64 and collect all the crystal shards. Then you’ll get it.
Weeb: ok!

A FEW DAYS LATER.

Weeb: I know what you are talking about i can’t get it out of my head it’s so scary it fuels my nightmares it’s so scary like what the fuck why did you make me play this scary ass game.
Kirby fan: the only reason that scares you is because you just love to watch lil weaboo animes and get your pingas hard to little kawaii demon girl and spend your life savings on jars body pillows and minifigures.

by Glitchguy March 25, 2023