zayn malik

the loml and he should yours too because have you seen him he’s so hot and hot hate for leaving the band but last time i check it was for his meant health so back off and leave him alone he did nothing wrong.

1:ugh why did zayn malik leave the band he’s so annoying

2: *gunshot*
2: my work here is done

by ruth.regalado April 20, 2021

Gotta Zayn

Gotta leave early (just like Zayn did in One Direction)

Friends: hey! let’s go play outside

Me: i cant! I gotta Zayn

by Rougie I’d gay July 30, 2018

Lol, Zayn left 1D

A phrase to fill the awkward silence.

Also something to get attention or a cheap laugh.

"I...I...I love you!"

......

"Lol, Zayn left 1D"

by Mubz March 31, 2015

Zaynub

Zaynub is of African / Thai decent, Zaynub has Phillip in features, dark in appearance with a memory span of a drunk goldfish. Can be upfront in nature, a little sensitive sometimes, however a Zaynub is very impatient. Young or old a Zaynub rarely settles.

Female of Africa. zaynub is a child of the Jungle

by The Matrixman1 January 8, 2014

Zayna

A girl that looks the best in the room she is the nices ever and also would be really good with a David

David: yoo you know zayna

Coner: ya

David: I'm fucking dating her I'm sooooo lucky

Coner: Damn ok ok

by Nigger456782537 November 16, 2019

Zayn Malik

Harry Styles’s ex-boyfriend and soulmate.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Zayn Malik?
Person 2: Yeah! He’s Harry’s soulmate for sure.

by asdf_anya_asdf May 17, 2021

Zayn Malik

A hot gay boy from the band One Direction. Rumor has it, he cares more about his hair products than his own mother. He has diarrhea at least once every two days, due to his fear of being touched by poor people. He is flawless, like a unicorn peeing sparkling water.

Zayn Malik resembles a 4 year old gymnastics girl with yeast infection.

by Doniya Malik June 24, 2012