“Hold up, I’ll be right back — gotta go zaner real quick.”
“He missed the kickoff ’cause he was in the bathroom zane-ing for ten minutes.”
“He missed the kickoff ’cause he was in the bathroom zane-ing for ten minutes.”
by TheEverGreener October 16, 2025
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Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it
by Eventually.it.goes 69420 February 26, 2022
Get the Jacob zabers mug.Tranz_zafeplace is a tiktok page for any trans people through 10-19, and is a trans, gay male, and is questioning asexuality. He also uses the names of Crow/Mangle/Onyx. Mangle as well uses the neos of : Xey/Mangle/Broken/Glitch. He is autistic and in the summer of 2022 will have a fully trained Service Dog named Trixie, which is a maltipoo. He possibly has insomnia, and sometimes likes to talk in 3rd person, especially when having derealization problems. He also has dehumanization problems. Mangle has severe paranoia, and diagnosed anxiety. He also has Tourette’s! He is very self-conscious, and has childhood trauma :(. Mangle at the time of writing this has 1,363 followers on TikTok. He also plays Roblox! Mainly Royal high, and usually plays on sunset island with his cousin, Feferi/Lagoona! Although he has a feminine avatar he still used he/Xey and his other pronouns while playing! He is also boyflux, and is very much a fan of dogs. He is 100% a feminist, supporting abortion, equal pay rights, and even more! He is not Christian, but is a prismatist that might soon start practicing witchcraft as a hobby! While he has a uterus, he is a male that while not tolerate transphobia. If there are any changes another one of these prob will be made lmao.
Some person under the trans umbrella : hey, whose @tranz_zafeplace?
Followers : you didn’t hear? Literally the best tiktoker for trans youth! (Any under the trans umbrella) Even better than Charli Damelio! /j
Followers : you didn’t hear? Literally the best tiktoker for trans youth! (Any under the trans umbrella) Even better than Charli Damelio! /j
by Mangle / Crow / Onyx! May 8, 2022
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by ladiesman602 May 26, 2024
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by Kevin Dangerous October 28, 2013
Get the Caff Hughs-Zaner mug.Saad Rehan Zafar is a confident and intelligent individual who may come across as talkative but values listening to a select few. He possesses qualities such as kindness, generosity, and a captivating appearance with beautiful eyes and a cool jawline. Despite making mistakes in the past, Saad has learned from them and has a great personality. While he may be initially shy, he enjoys having a good time and has a fantastic sense of humor. He is also athletic, with a winning smile and the ability to make endearing expressions. As a friend, he is incredibly helpful and even sends flowers to the elderly to bring cheer to their lives.
Despite all of these good qualities, if he is under the height of 6 FEET, he is most likely someone who will put ghost pepper powder in his penis, butt fuck you, and then leaving a burning sensation in your anus (while saying "enjoy the herpes").
During the 1600s, there was a saying for any Saad Rehan Zafar under 6 feet in height, used to bestow negative qualities and exile such gremlins from society:
Thou dost emit an odor most foul, akin to the putrid stench of the deepest cesspools. The very air doth quail and tremble in the presence of thy pungent fragrance, for it is as if a thousand skunks hath taken residence upon thy person.
Lastly, these characteristics are even more true if the Zafar at hand is left-handed.
Despite all of these good qualities, if he is under the height of 6 FEET, he is most likely someone who will put ghost pepper powder in his penis, butt fuck you, and then leaving a burning sensation in your anus (while saying "enjoy the herpes").
During the 1600s, there was a saying for any Saad Rehan Zafar under 6 feet in height, used to bestow negative qualities and exile such gremlins from society:
Thou dost emit an odor most foul, akin to the putrid stench of the deepest cesspools. The very air doth quail and tremble in the presence of thy pungent fragrance, for it is as if a thousand skunks hath taken residence upon thy person.
Lastly, these characteristics are even more true if the Zafar at hand is left-handed.
William Shakespeare: Thou dost emit an odor most foul, akin to the putrid stench of the deepest cesspools. The very air doth quail and tremble in the presence of thy pungent fragrance, for it is as if a thousand skunks hath taken residence upon thy person.
Random Mf: Bro that's not me that's Saad Rehan Zafar
Random Mf: Bro that's not me that's Saad Rehan Zafar
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