drunk yoga

when you go to your morning yoga class still drunk from the night before

omg drunk yoga was soooo hard today

by Becauseisaidso December 4, 2014

Yobani

A strange, hispanic/white/asian/everything else except black boy.

That kid is very Yobani.

by Ctina_lil_azn October 25, 2009

chemical yoga

a chemical cocktail of xanax and muscle relaxers, used in conjuction to relax one's mind and body.

I couldn't sleep last night so I did some chemical yoga and it put my ass down.

I did chemical yoga, so I can't exactly move at the moment.

by G Lish April 23, 2005

yoan

The act of auto-fellatio.

I wish I was flexible enough to yoan myself.

by Rain February 1, 2003

yohan

A joking insult, it's similar to bitch, stupid or dork.

Can I have a beer?

No, ya yohan.

by KittyKattMeow July 1, 2010

Yoga Crush

When a yoga instructor pays more attention than usual to a single individual, regardless of gender.

Person 1: Did you see the yoga instructor playing grab ass with me the entire class?
Person 2: Def yoga crush. She didn't even look at me once.

by RobTheReef October 30, 2012

Yogay

Short for "yoga today"

Tod: "Yogay?"
Todd: "Yeah, sounds good"

by GurtBFrobe August 14, 2016