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Tard Wrangler

Etymology - Pre 1997 Charles Moxham working in the Kitchen at the Radisson Hotel in Madison Wisconsin. A woman from the Wisconsin Department of Workforce Development, Support Employment Program would bring 5-6 placed individuals to come in once a week to perform cleaning operations where they would meaner around the kitchen for one half hour disrupting the staff before being herded out into a van before heading to their next destination.
Here come's that Tard Wrangler again. Oh great I'm going out back and take a smoke break.
by Marion Del Gato January 11, 2025
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Cock Wrangler

1. homosexual
2. any male who wrestles with his penis (e.g. trying to urinate with an erection)
Rick: Don's a cock wrangler!

Mick: Are you sure?

Rick: Yeah, I was trying to piss with a boner this norning, & Don jumped in there to help me aim steady. . .

Mick: I did warn you not to take him as a flatmate.

Rick: You're right; I'm even thinking to make him start sleeping in his own bed
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 21, 2017
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Dangler Wrangler

A person who loves to grab penis
Hey what happened toyou last night?
Oh I ran into a dangler wrangler. I barely slept
by Jfredrick November 13, 2016
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flange wrangler

One who chooses to chase after stank flange.
Someone who loves the smell of rotting flange.
A person who cannot get any pussy other than nasty pussy.
Ted: Hey i pulled another girl last night!
Dave: All you get is nasty puss my dude you flange wrangler
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Shit Wrangler

Jim just became a certified shit wrangler
by Shitwrangler3000 May 30, 2019
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White Wrangler

A long/large penis used to wrangle in women.
Scott plans to use his White Wrangler on that pretty girl Laura at the bar tonight.
by Srichards8 July 26, 2018
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wranglers

Finger-like pieces of chicken meant for dipping.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that new menu item at Popeye's? It's called chicken wranglers!"
Guy 2: "But those just look like chicken dippers."
Guy1: "They're not, they're chicken wranglers!"
by popeyesadmin July 24, 2025
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