Wifi

That stuff that allows you to get internet at your local McDonalds.

I like wifi

by frigles freckle September 8, 2017

Cox Wifi

Wifi router that has a hole that you put your pencil in, then it will produce some wifi signals

Guy1: I have Cox Wifi
Guy2: Do you enjoy having sex with a electric appliance?
Guy1: My male sex organ may be electrocuted but it's still worth it

by Youngboyonpornhub September 15, 2022

WiFi rebalencing

The unfortunate act of recalibrating a AP (access point) to ensure end users can transfer content from a network location, navigate the web or print wirelessly.

Whilst levitating half a foot away from a AP, on one leg, praying to the internet god's to allow you to do access SIM's, wondering how many more Aztecian sacrifices are required for the data to flow, you receive a document which informs you the WiFi has been fixed, due to a process called WiFi rebalencing and if you still experience any problems not to hesitate to inform IT Support.

by HelpDeskMagic December 5, 2019

WiFi Person

This is a best friend of the whole world. They here for the people. This type of person will try his best to help their friends and people around them. Most importantly that they doing it not to feel better or to get something, they just experiencing will to help and be there for you, just like WiFi.

- Stephan is helping everybody, i don’t understand why he have to be such a people pleaser?

- Honey, he just a WiFi Person, he was there for you when you needed him, so stop bragging.

-Why she went to that boring event? ?
-Cause she is a WiFi Person, she felt that they needed support…

by reptileprinz May 28, 2025

Wifi Dongle

A device used to Receive signals transmitted from your local ISP so you can use the Internet.
Also, it sounds funny.

Hey my hunny deary hubban, can you fix the Wifi Dongle?

by Mgrhr24665 November 13, 2021

Wifi DJ

when a song is remixed by poor wifi connection

"Dude the wifi dj keeps messing with the drop: "Des..paci ..........to""

by fag 4 life September 25, 2017

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 4, 2022