Orchid Widow

An Orchid Widow - is similar to other types of widows - golf widows, football widows, A woman married to a man obsessed with orchids, growing them, looking at them, talking to them etc. Only the Orchid Widow is not a seasonal widow - the Orchid Widow is a permanent condition lasting all year long, but frequently peaking in the spring and fall when festivals and shows that can be held on the other side of the planet are occurring. The Orchid widow will get a glazed look on her eyes while she listens to her husband or significant other describe plants and their characteristics in great boring detail. The Orchid Fanatic will have long ruined any interest that the wife may have had for orchids years ago, her interest being overwhelmed by the males obsessive behavior and abnormal interest in flowers.

Yes, I heard she had become an orchid widow. But she took care of it when she put all his orchid plants in the driveway, covered them with kerosene and dropped a match. And in case you were wondering, they are divorced now.

by illyria illyar October 21, 2011

Whooping Widow

A ragging whore who fucks guys one after another then moves on to the next. She likes to be fisted and have her ass eaten out then finish it up with being pissed on and sticking her whore finger up a guys ass

Person 1:Did you see Shannon's new guy?

Person 2: She is such a whooping widow

by SilBil89 June 3, 2012

Pink Widow

Pink Widow: A particularly moreish cocktail made from the thick sluff of a chubby girl at the start of her menstrual cycle and spunk, mixed with 2 shots of jaegermeister. Typically served in a tall glass with the fanny lips of the aforementioned fat lass, glued to the rim.

Me: "Do you have any glue that'll stick wet skin to glass?"
Shop attendent: "Certainly sir, here's some Vulv-a-stick 3000. Perfect for even the messiest pink widow"

by fat lad November 14, 2014

Campaign Widow

The woman who is deprived of her man's attention while he spends all his time obsessing over the presidential campaign.

There's another debate tonight. This Campaign Widow will have to find something else to do.

by Candyland909 August 18, 2016

Google Widow

A spouse of a Google employee. A Google Widow spends most of her/his time alone due to their spouse's extreme working conditions, such as early mornings, late nights, and work trips. The Google Widow's situation is also pronounced by the fact that when her/his spouse is physically present, the quality of connection is often poor, as spouse is frequently consumed with stress due to work. Google Widows rarely interact with their spouse without having to compete with a computer, a phone, or other tech gadget that keeps them hooked to work. Though Fortune Magazine consistently ranks Google as the best place to work, Google Widows have complex and conflicted feelings about such an assertion.

Gloria, the Google Widow, will probably come to the party without Tom. Again.

by fiddlehead July 23, 2016

baseball widow

Baseball Widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.

Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.

Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.

Woman talking to her friend...."Hey where's your husband? Why isn't he at your birthday party?"
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."

Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."

by Dirty Lou June 30, 2016

whitest widow

A type of marijuana. This marijuana gets it's name from the form it is in before sold. THC crystals cover the marijuana, therefore turning it white. Because of the concentrated THC, the marijuana is more potent and therefore more expensive than regs or mids.

1. "I paid over $40 for a gram of Whitest Widow, but it was worth it...Shit got me fucked up."

by whitest widow December 21, 2016