shit-weasel

In the corporate world, a shit weasel is a person of similar or higher rank who'll stab you in the back, deny he did it, and blame you for the stabbing. The shit-weasel will deflect blame off of himself/herself in order to maintain his/her reputation at all cost.

That shit-weasel just blamed me for the failure of his own system and convinced the SVP it was my responsibility to begin with. Now I'm in hot water and he's getting his bonus.

by ronmag November 27, 2011

cactus weasel

an adorably cute guy who hasn't shaved in a while

That cute Jesse didn't shave for a week - now he's a cactus weasel!

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

titty weasel

an irritating or bothersome person; the 'party pooper'.

Why you gotta be a little titty weasel!?

by unanimous anonymous October 13, 2007

clocking her weasel

A word used to describe female masterbation.

Mainly used in San Diego State area.

The Girl was clocking her weasel, I know dude she cant get no dick

by victorSDSU October 13, 2006

Muff weasel

A man or woman who has a particularly penchant for orally pleasuring women by licking their pussy.

Richard was a real hit with the ladies, his muff weaselry being legendary

by Prophet Tenebrae August 21, 2004

Washington Weasel

n. Mostly Corporate-Owned Republicans and Tea Party Movement Evangelical-Fundamentalist Fanatics proposing laws which decrease American Freedoms.

The Representative from Wisconsin is another Washington Weasel.

by Jeokar June 8, 2011

Hiding the Weasel

When a male inserst his Dilly dink (weiner) into a females Va jj(VAGINA) and it can not be seen and there fore it is in hiding.

Guy: Dude, when your mom comes in make sure were hiding the weasel.

Girl: Okay! :) sounds good.

by Macavite Floator, and Puffet August 15, 2008