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L7 Weenie

That man’s an L7 weenie!

Yeah he does remind me of Jett Bond
by TayKayFourtySeven May 31, 2022
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white pine weevil

a wiley little bastard that will get into your white pine stand and fuck shit up. They can grow up to 12 feet tall and 40 feet long but grow incredibly slowly and need to be left undisturbed for thousands of years to reach that height. Human death from white pine weevil is rare but has happened to a group of austrailian butt pirates who were using a white pine dildo infested with weevil.
Derek don't boof that white pine would get a white pine weevil in there.
by Mike Baker the bakedster August 27, 2012
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Get my weenie roasted

Sorry bro can't hang out tonight, gonna get my weenie roasted
by Papa Oscar September 19, 2016
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Austini The Weenie

Aunstini The Weenie is often used to describe a paragraph of a Mexican. Usually, the dude that goes by Austin and with a basic ass the last name like Sanchez. They have a tendency to be gey around guys and females avoid him at all costs. Often touches men's legs. Commonly attempts to correct everything but falls short 99% of the time.
"Look at that Austini The Weenie over there with his gay bose headphones, watching anime"
by AustiniTheWeenieisgay June 11, 2019
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thin blue weenie

Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Cop. Getting the "thin blue weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with a shitty report calls because your P.O.S. partner is the sergeants pet, getting in trouble for some small petty shit off duty, getting called in from vacation for some unnecessary in-service training.

“Thin Blue” as an allusion to the “Thin Blue Line” police officers so proudly walk. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.
Cop 1: “hey man what are you doing on your days off?
Cop 2: “you mean ‘day off’ we have that fucking in-service training tomorrow.”
Cop 1: “damn, that’s right. Thin Blue Weenie strikes again.”
by rsc42 December 8, 2020
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Weenis

Weenis originated with my Purple Pot Pipe. I was sitting there, stoned out of my mind, and I started saying, "I don't know what that has to do with education, but in my house, we call it a Wenis," for some strange reason. Well the next day I got the said pipe and I decided that since it was purple I would call it "Purple Wenis." But then people kept calling me gay so I changed the spelling so that it would not resemble the other word.

But also Weenis is It. It is everythign and nothing at the same time. This originated with my cousin saying "In my house we call it an...IT!" And so Weenis, you see, is just a small part of It. It encompasses all. Weenis is technically nothing and everything under the tyrannical rule of the Todd (a.k.a hITler.)
"Dude, where did Purple Weenis go?"

"Weenis!!!"
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Weenis

A weenis is not a penis nor is it the skin on your elbow!

It is a detachable part used to have fun!
the only people who really have weenises are ASHLEY ERIN AND JANIS!

Weenis can also be used as a derogaotry term for others who are un-cool.
2:DUDE YOUR A WEENIS!

1:OUR WEENISES WILL UNITE!
by YOU KNOW ! March 13, 2009
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