Wesley

A gay farmer who likes iris (a fucking kerstboom). he faps to iris and chiara and other little kids. he also has a small penis. in fact he has no penis.

He has no penis, wesley

by wesleyjebentgay March 23, 2013

Wesley Nyomi

A big scary black guy ready to fight the guy to his right

Hey Wesley Nyomi, how are you?

by HELLO IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING December 9, 2012

Wesley Willis

A schizophrenic artist who eventually turned to making hilarious songs which are so bad, they're good.

Here's to Wesley Willis (1963-2003)

Your songs were absolutely terrible, but they are hilarious to listen to.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 3, 2022

The wesley

The lowest form of any human being, usually referred to as a racoon or an ape. This being is amazingly smelly, and has the ability to be soo black that he is white.

The wesley

by Wesleygotboyd January 16, 2009

Wesley

A huge cunt. Bigger than your mom's. Insensitive, has no friends, suicidal and hangs himself up on past issues. Daddy and mommy problems. A douche bag with a hole in it(useless). Being around a Wesley can leave you negative and make you contemplate suicide.

Dude, your attitude sucks and so insensitive. Don't be a Wesley

by Goatgirl1111 January 1, 2017

wesley clark

The only candidate to think we attacked the Taliban in IRAQ

1. "And when the President does two things that I agree with - one of them attacking the Taliban in Iraq . . . then I'm going to say so"
-Wesley Clark during a Dem. Primary debate

2. I think Wesley Clark would make a great Joint Chiefs of Staff.

by RHS Student September 7, 2004

wezley

Usually a massive bellend with an ego the size of the Titanic.

''Look at that Wezley over there, he loves himself off''

by MaryLouLou November 9, 2017