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Cack Weasel

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.
Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!
by Ben November 21, 2004
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Ferret Weasel

Coming from the latin Ferratis Weasalis. An animal of intriguing and fascinating appearance. Looks kinda like a ferret, kinda like a weasel but has a bigger nose and a massive great dick on him.
Last night I seen a ferret weasel try to mount the local parking warden.
by Gordy Willmott August 17, 2006
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ben weasel

A Genius of punk rock. Has been in Screeching Weasel for 15 years till they broke up, then created another cleverly called "Ben Weasel" with his first album called Fidatevi.
"Ben Weasel, hes an asshole, Ben Weasel, hes a jerk, Ben Weasel, you just hate him cause he don't have to work!" - The Queers, Ben Weasel.
by screechingqueer June 30, 2005
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Jukebox-Weasel

A creepy person who often sings quietly in the background or trys to join in group singing when they're not really in the group.
"what was she saying when she was stood behind us?"
"i dont know i think she was singing,"
"Omg what a jukebox-weasel."
by mongchariotforhire July 31, 2009
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julia is a weasel

julia is a weasel because she is very energetic and never stops and can’t sit still she is also very cute and she’s a little weird but everyone likes her because she’s a weasel
JIAW means Julia is a Weasel
by juliarrrrrr February 16, 2019
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Head weasels

Thoughts related from stress etc, which stop you from doing things. Named for the annoying scratching at the back of the mind.
"My head weasels are playing up, so I wont be at the gig tonight."
by Glitch23 October 20, 2013
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Weasel Fap

The historical art of masturbating secretly while there's someone in the same area, living or work space as you. The consequence of the person realizing could be catastrophic.
I hate to weasel fap when I'm on holidays... Like the fuck ???
by IkilledMuffasa!!! August 18, 2015
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