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Tabloid Watch

A blog that analyses select stories mainly found in the Daily Mail and sometimes the Daily Express. The Sun and even the Daily Star. The writer will pick an article and pick it to pieces showing that is it not the paragon of journalism the newspaper claims it is but is in fact a load of scaremongering bollocks to keep people in a permanent state of 'fury'.
I've just read an entry on Tabloid Watch that picks apart the article that claimed that ALL British jobs have gone to immigrants and shown it to be utter rubbish backed up by figures and information collected from a variety of reliable sources.
by SLVA January 23, 2011
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watching the sunset?

a technique used by bi guys to get the attention of his crush. commonly used when the speaker is internally panicking because of said crush.
dude A: *panicking* watching the sunset?
dude B: wait i'm your crush?
by klanceiscanonyoucowards January 2, 2019
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Whale Watching

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar
While playing Whale Watching the the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder
by Denna123 January 15, 2022
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Watching the Bar

An acronym for wasting time or being bored.
You spent 9 hours watching the bar for your download progress?!? Damn, you have no life man...
by Dralzun August 16, 2009
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ex-watching

looking for someone while walking in a place that has a high probability of them being there, but hoping not to find them.
~whilst walking on campus~
Friend 1: you look a bit distracted
Friend 2: yeah, ever since Mary and I broke up I am ex-watching while on campus
by socialmediahater March 5, 2023
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watch the finger

It means to not use the middle finger. It shows a sign of disrespect
Watch the finger there are little kids around
by Ty and Alyssa July 18, 2017
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Watch the show

An expression used to tell someone to pay attention, usually said out of annoyance or irritation.
"Wait, did the teacher say we were working in groups?"

"She said that 20 minutes ago, dude! Watch the show!"
by MrExister February 13, 2023
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