Wannabe Booty

(Noun)
When someone has a booty that is considered small and/or undesirable
Usually, wannabe booties are decided off of:
1) who ever is judging's personal preferences
2) the booties nearby. If there are huge booties nearby, a normal booty may be considered a booty wannabe because of the relative size
3) The booty being undesirable in any way.

A common misconception is when there is an un-perfect booty. An un-perfect booty may be similar to a wannabe booty, but you can actually enjoy an un-perfect booty.

also can be said like "booty wannabe", "booty-wannabe", "wannabe-booty", etc.

Guy1: Dude did you see that booty?
Guy2: Yeah... looks like a wannabe booty.

Guy1: That chick's booty is so small.
Guy2: Definitely a wannabe booty.

Girl: Hey, sexy, you want my booty?
Guy: No way, it's a booty wannabe!

by Budget Cuts July 5, 2014

wannabe paki

wannabe paki is a person that tries to act like a badass paki

mofo tryina act all bad he's a fukin wannabe paki he aint gangsta for shit

by mujahideen786 June 29, 2006

Wannabe Vampire

That guy with a funny speech impedement and long nasty hair that insists on wearing a black trenchcoat EVERYDAY and sharpening his fingernails to a point. He constantly talks about meaningless goings-ons in the media industry and swears his allegiance to a single overrated and tired genre of games and movies and TV. When he interacts with anyone else other than his vampire entity that lives in his brain, he regards other humans with one part cinicism and two parts social incompetence; thus resulting in a state of celebacy for all eternity. BEWARE: he will threaten to bite you, but it will only result in a seering staredown and a feeble attemp at insulting your masculinity.

"That Wannabe Vampire is just jealous at my sup3rior H4X0r ski11z."

by Lanky Thrower May 23, 2006

wannabe hipster

An individual that tries really hard to be a hipster. Some succeed and become a real or true hipster and some... not so much. These are the individuals in the hipster culture that are "too cool" to do stuff or have the "too good for you" mentality. They are often the trend followers in the hipster culture but still is considered a trend starter by many, especially in the non-hipster society(real world).

friend: lets go to this bar
wannabe hipster: thats lame, we're better than that (deep inside he really wants to go but is too worried that others might see him)
friend: but Bridgette(well known underground singer) is there, you know she got a donk!
wannabe hipster: oh... well i guess so.

trend follower

by alphaX March 7, 2012

Wannabe American

A WaAbo is a non-USA male who watches and is a fan of USA cartoons, has a comic book, and any famous Trash-tuber merch and is obsessed with USA. A WaAbo is always talking about how manly or "patriotic" his favourite characters are and claiming one of them to be his "superhero". He occasionally uses crappy politicized USA memes and offensive terms instead of English equivalents, such as "Build the Wall" instead of "forbid the invasion by illegal aliens" and "n. hard letter" instead of "healthy and law abiding Afro-american male ". Some of them also use American honorifics, for example when they attach the "Sir" or "M`am" honorific to the names of people or characters they like or find syperheroic, or when they use the "KKona" emote to show they respect someone. WaAbos call non-WaAbo haters of western culture and civilization. WaAbo are highly dangerous and will try to destroy any other culture on Earth. They know they're disliked by many people but they don't give a fuck because they know they're self-righteous crusaders of the Western culture to the uncivilized barbarians of the Earth.

In Twitch, WaAbo will make heavy use of emotes such as KKona, Comebruh, TriHard, Pepe, and any other WaAbo emote offered by a subscription to the channel they're watching.

Some examples of WaAbo cartoons: Superman, Batman, Simpsons, Family guy.
*Proceed at your own risk. WaAbo cartoons is known to increase body fat and decrease intelligence..

Wannabe American is a modern plague. Please we need to stop both Weebs and WaAbos alike.

by MadHamster September 2, 2018

Wannabe Hobo

A person who wants to become a hobo.
A person who impersonates hobos by dressing raggedy and makes a sign of their own, and also claim homes on mattresses.
A wannabe hobo will usually wave at people.

"I wannabe a hobo."
"This mattress is my new home."
"I'm a wannabe hobo! I wave at people!"

by Relness September 11, 2008

Hoodrat-wannabe

White people, usually over privileged college boys, who act like stereotypical black people, usually because they think being a ghetto nig is cool.

Steven: "Whoa dog, you see dat fine ass honey dat just walked by? Daayyyuuuumm bro! Dat booty be hella bangin and shit, gnome sayin?"

Ja'Terious: "Steven, seriously, you're embarrassing the entire human race as a whole. You're white, stop being a hoodrat-wannabe."

by skankylamb March 30, 2013