when you pass out somewhere and have to walk home in last night's clothes looking like you shacked up with someone when in actuality you slept alone in a puddle of your own vomit.
"That's last night's dress. You doing the walk of shame?"
"More like the walk of lame-- I passed out in the frat house bathroom alone."
"More like the walk of lame-- I passed out in the frat house bathroom alone."
by jpatt December 24, 2004
Get the walk of lamemug. Describes, literally, any person or animal that can ambulate using legs or related appendages. Generally though it is used as the epitome of low standards in the selection of a mate of the opposite sex.
We all knew Ray would fuck anything that walks and swore by the saying pussy ain't got no face. But he outdid even himself when he was arrested for sneaking into Sea World with intent to engage in intercourse with the female dolphins.
by Nick D August 18, 2004
Get the anything that walksmug. A phenomenon that can be observed in people who listen to music with headphones while walking. The affected person will walk perfectly in time with the music they are listening to- often more quickly or slowly than they normally would, depending on the tempo of the music. They will oftentimes not even notice that they are doing this. To everyone else, they simply look as if they are either in a huge hurry to get somewhere or are incredibly tired and can barely walk. Rhythm Walking can affect virtually anybody, and is more common in people who listen to music with a pronounced drum beat.
"Hey, what's up with Frank? He was shuffling along really slowly just a minute ago, and now he's walking really fast."
"He's got headphones in. Must be rhythm walking."
"He's got headphones in. Must be rhythm walking."
by Darc Discordia December 30, 2009
Get the Rhythm Walkingmug. The over-anxious, speedy walk of a crack head who is overjoyed with the crack they have just purchased and is trying to rush to the smoke spot before they get caught by the cops or another crack head attempts to steal their rock.
Often looks like a small child who is in a hurry to get to the bathroom accompanied by the tight clenching of one hand, which is commonly where the crack they purchased.
Often looks like a small child who is in a hurry to get to the bathroom accompanied by the tight clenching of one hand, which is commonly where the crack they purchased.
by w1kked May 7, 2010
Get the Crack Walkmug. When a person begins to have hangover symptoms quickly after drinking alcoholic beverages, or while still drinking alcoholic beverages.
I've only drank 7 beers, but I'm starting to get a headache, I think I'm getting a walking hangover."
by boxvic July 29, 2010
Get the walking hangovermug. Upon waking up with an erection, the act of walking either to the bathroom or laundry room slightly hunched over in order to conceal your erection from your parents or room mates.
Hey Liam, this morning I woke up with a fat boner and had to raptor walk past my parents in the the family room.
by BigHair94 September 6, 2011
Get the Raptor Walkmug. by NILY June 25, 2012
Get the Woggie Walkmug.