Scatter Wagon

Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.

Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed

by newoldmonkey April 26, 2011

hitchin wagons

Joining two lives into one in the form of marriage

Bean and ro0st are hitchin wagons for life

by rooster_nugget July 14, 2010

Wagon Wheelin

Named after the much overplayed song, "Wagon Wheelin" is when the same story is told over and over again to the same audience as if it was fresh and interesting.

"I hate hanging out with her. She goes wagon wheelin on me every time"

by icepeople August 11, 2015

Phat Wagon

Phat Wagon
A vivid description of a nice booty. Usually measured on a scale of 1-10.

“Dddaaaammmm that chick has a phat wagon.”

“Check put the phat wagon on that girl”

by Dr.Puff September 2, 2018

Salt wagon

A female who guzzles down bulk semen. Usually found inside a nightclub after 3am wearing a skirt shorter than her vagina and hunting down sausage like its her job.

"Check her out dude, what a salt wagon!!"

salty broad sluts gangy bukkake

by Crackyo June 2, 2016

gift wagon

asking if you can go in on a gift because you were to lazy or just didn't care to go and get one yourself

oh man I forgot it was johns birthday do you think I could gift wagon

by AUWFT August 17, 2016

Saggin Wagon

A wagon that was once used for sex, that is now used to haul kids to around.

When you knock up a girl, get married, and then fat your shaggin wagon becomes a saggin wagon.

by Mystic-X June 28, 2012