waffle stomp

to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot

In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.

by Leia Nelson May 21, 2005

Lower Waffle

An issue that doesn't get the attention it deserves.

The lower waffle doesn't get as much syrup as the top waffle in the stack.

by Litigatrix May 8, 2014

waffle colored

Light-skinned.

Drake is usually described as being "waffle colored".

by CakeCakeCakeCake October 23, 2013

Wankers Waffle

Someone who attempts to act extremely intelligent, but instead ends up waffling and using words in the wrong context.

"The writer uses words to determine your mind and is not controversial to see the amazing use of ...ummm..."
"What a load of Wankers Waffle!"

by -JollyGoodShow- April 26, 2014

waffle tax

When you do someone the favor of bringing them food, such as waffles (reasons include too tired or too lazy to get one's own food) - it is OK to take a bite as a tax for the food delivery service. Out of courtesy, the server will first ask - whether waffle tax is OK.

Kid: Mom? Can you please bring me some waffles?

Dad: Get your own, you're old enough.

Mom: Sure, I can get you some. Is waffle tax OK?

Kid: Sure, Mom. Don't forget the syrup!

by Rat Genesis August 6, 2007

Gut Waffle

A healthy poop that comes out in the shape of ones intestines.

Hang on honey I have to go pork out a gut waffle.

by Fxst1977 August 2, 2016

Wenis Waffle

A petite skewer crafted from an individuals elbow and a wet soggy waffle.

A man sniffles, and tears roll down his war torn face. Only one phrase escapes his lips as he faces the wife he will never see again. “Wenis Waffle.”

by Dawg5000 May 7, 2019