voice machine

A top secret, highly advanced recording device is is used in chat rooms to obtain knowledge to aid in national security. This secret technology was trusted to Special Agent Dick Johnson (code name Destroyer) who can't seem to figure out how to operate the Voice Machine. Only time will tell if he will be able to complete his secret mission. It is a matter of national security and a failed mission could mean the collapse of our government as we know it. We at the SSGA (Super Secret Government Agency) really wish Special Agent Johnson would get his shit together and figure out how to use the Voice Machine. He is a really nice guy and we made this advanced technology very simple to use, just for him, but he is still having difficulty operating it. And NO Special Agent Johnson, it doesn't work if you say Christmas in the Voice Machine.

Does it work if I say Christmas, in the Voice Machine?

by Speech December 19, 2018

playground voice

Noun: Talking inappropriately loud.

Cool it with the playground voice, I'm not deaf.

by Lohmis Merman March 17, 2007

Mental Voice

It is the voice that speaks the words in an individual's mind as they read or thinks.

The URL box in the browser makes some peoples mental voice overactive and problematic.

by Jamesthehawk October 26, 2016

High voice

When like, someone's voice is high.

Wow, you have a high voice.

by Airline_food February 2, 2020

Voice under

A voice over that turns out to be too quiet. Particularly relevant to a translated voice over that is quieter than the dialogue being translated.

What? What's he saying? Man, shoot the sound engineer, he turned out a voice under.

by gumbo23 September 1, 2013

iPod Voice

When a man's voice is either very effeminate, or has a gay lisp, when the man himself is presumably straight. The typical of voice of many die-hard Apple devotees or your average latte-sipping hipster

Guy #1: Hey, did you see that video for those Google Glasses?
Guy #2: Yeah, the guy wearing the glasses has such an iPod voice.

Guy #1: Hey, is that new guy in human resources gay?
Guy #2: Nah, he has a hot girlfriend. He's just got an iPod Voice.

by ijm September 30, 2012

top voice

The tone of voice that a lesbian or gay person uses who are considered tops. Used when needed to assert authority.

My coworker would not follow my direction, so I used my top voice to relate the seriousness of what I was directing him to do.

by Hotdog Xanasabar July 30, 2019