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vince chew

A lanky, nerdy and usually fair skinned guy with a very VERY wide knowledge of sex. Enough to be qualified as a sex instructor or porn scriptwriter. Fr.
"Did you hear about the guy who wrote the box office smashing porn hit Sex with my Mom?"
"Why? Who is it? That movie was really good though, I was hard within a minute!"
"Who else but Vince Chew?"
by sax god June 12, 2018
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The Vince McMahon

When you’re performing a 3-Way with your coworkers and you stop mid sex to turn around and shit on the person being fucked.
John Laurinaitis And I were Eiffel Towering this chick and I decided to The Vince McMahon to her. It was a shitty situation.
by HermBurger January 30, 2024
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Vince

cute, gets love from all the girls, somewhat in the middle of introverted and extroverted, can rap and sing good, don't trust no hoes. Nigga, filipino , 6'19 and is beautiful. Has abs but chubby, addicted to getting this bread, put vince in a room full of figgas that you think that are better than him, he'll crush them inevitably.
aye no homo bruh but that vince over there look cute bruh
by wackattackfromtheback May 27, 2021
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Vince n't

1) Formerly the name of the illustrious inventor Van Gogh, this word has deteriorated into degeneracy in the past few years

This adaptation of the word has become a combination of their root words, Vince and n't, where the person who is named this, is actually not Vincent Van Gogh, and a menace to society.

2) A twink or transgender person
by notaguitarmanguy February 29, 2024
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Vince McMahon Special

Sexual act where a man poops on a woman's head then proceeds to cum on the faeces.
Ew, I wouldn't date her, I've heard she's into Vince McMahon Specials
by fernislav February 1, 2024
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Kertész Vince

Kertész Vince, also known as potato is one of a kind. His biggest personality trait being a nicotine addict he always has a pack of marlboro advance. But It’s pretty hot when a man smokes isn’t it ladies?

Just like our good friend Mesterházy Attila, Vince is also known for being a pro fortnite player and for breaking his ankle a few times which he talks about too much(Sorry potato). Potato also has a secret talent, talking to animals! We’ve seen him use this special skill while in the zoo when a monkey almost peed on his head.. Also, his favorite animals are red pandas..

Let’s get to the real part though, Vince being an INFJ (the best personality to exist) is a person with depth who doesn’t quite enjoy small talk.

So he’s a great person to have intresting conversations with. Well, ladies and gentlemen we’ve got to the end. I’d promote vince to the ladies just like I did with Ati but he had some major commitment issues so if you don’t want heartbreak, I’d rather not.
Person1: have you seen Kertész Vince?
Person2: ah, he’s probably out smoking.
by Bozsi November 16, 2020
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Vince

A rather mid friend who thinks he is the collest and changes his personality whenever he is around a girl and makes you feel like shit 102% of the time unless its just you and him hanging out then he is a really great guy who is funny and kind and loves to mess around
Vince is a bitch
by theguyfromfortnite February 22, 2023
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