verbal gonorrhea

1) a contagious inabilty to shut the fuck up, which easily spreads among the listeners.
Much like the white noise of teenage fans at a pop concert or the adult fans at a sports concert, except this disease has no rhyme or reason and then it seemingly stops for no particular reason. Usually there is one of two stragglers who try to keep the conversation going but the other peers no longer care.

Oh, here he comes again. If he starts his verbal gonorrhea again, lets just leave. I don't want to participate in his social experiment!

by Ethereal Mercenary October 26, 2010

verbal dribble

Excessive talking about uninteresting subjects. When someone goes on and on about something you feel is absolutely inconsequential.

John is sick of his girlfriends verbal dribble about how her day was.

by Stewdog July 15, 2009

Verbal threesome

a conversation in which three people (either two girls and one guy or two guys and one girl) talk about sexual topics

Someone: Hey, Donna, shouldn't you get back to your room?

Donna: I can't. My roommate is in there snuggling with a guy and a girl. They're talking about awkward stuff like lubricants and stuff.

Someone: Ohhhh. So they're having a verbal threesome.

Donna: Pretty much.

by DAWG2009 July 22, 2009

verbal jujitsu

When words are used to hurt or offend someone, much like jujitsu is used to physically harm.

verbal jujitsu

by #mc October 20, 2015

Verbal Blueballs

When you're ready to yell at someone after they make one more stupid comment, and they somehow keep you from finishing, leaving you in a rage and ready to snap on anyone

I was about to make her cry if she said one more stupid thing. I was just waiting for it, but then she apologized and walked away. Now I've got verbal blueballs so watch yourself

by Scopehound December 4, 2010

Verbal Judo

A means to dissuade impending violence. If it fails then crack the whip.

Feral left wing activists, frothing at the mouths, kept getting closer and more rabid... a bit of 'verbal judo' and they soon doubted they were up for some 'real' violence.

by Franny Casti September 27, 2018

verbal Prozac

Words or a message delivered in either audio or written form to make an upset party feel better.

The customer service agent dispensed verbal Prozac to get me to calm down.

by LovesWords October 18, 2008