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deus vultist

A Catholic convert, typically on social media, that topically argues with people via comment section, videos, or lives that they would consider heretics. This could include Calvinist, Baptist, or any other protestant denomination. They are known for being toxic and rude towards people with different theological beliefs that duffer from their own.
"I hate those deus vultist, all they ever do is cause trouble"
by Orthodoxy January 20, 2022
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vaulting

A kick-ass sport that combines Gymnastic and Dance on horseback. Yes, two of the most dangerous sports in the world (horses and gymnastics, not dance). It takes much more strength and flexibility than throwing a ball around. Thats why everyone goes 'WOW!' when you tell them what it is.
*vaulter doing an arabesque on a cantering horse.*

person: ... *wets himself with excitement*

vaulting is sweet
by suketa August 4, 2006
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Frank Vaulttackie

1.One that is Win!
2.Succeeds in the prank industry
You are "Frank Vaulttackie" when you are able to make NIGGERS RAGE

Dips with Buckets.
LEKRONIXUHH
by WINNER_ July 7, 2009
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Vulture Slut

A woman, a lot of the time unattractive, who hangs out in dive bars and try's to pick up men. She lurks at the end of the bar, and when your buddy walks up to the bar to order a drink, she attempts to seduce him. It is imperative that you educate your friends, before entering the bar, about the call of the vulture slut. If one of your friends is in danger of falling prey to this woman, he must immediately utter to you or another friend: "Brrrah - cahh", and you must acknowledge his plight by responding: "Brah - cah, nigga - cah!". This allows all in your group to recognize his situation and come to his aid, before she sinks her talons into him and flys away with her massive labias like a giant pink bat.

The most effective way of deterring her is to run up on her, shove your palm right in her face while pushing her back with it, and saying "Back up out my nigga face".
V - "Hey big boy how you doin tonight? :)"
A - "Yo Todd, Chris is gettin hit on by that vulture slut"
B(Chris) - "Brahh cahh!!!"
A - "Brah cah, nigga cah!"
A to V - "Back up out my nigga face, bitch"
by Genital Wartzkopf September 29, 2009
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Facebook Vulture

One who will contact an attractive male or female friend on face book within the first few weeks of the victim's relationship status change from "In A Relationship with..." to "Single" ... Classy Facebook Vultures will usually make first contact through the private messaging service as to avoid a high creepiness rating from the public while the less skilled will post on your wall. These wall posts usually have a reference to an inside joke from the past.
Whoa... Check it out! Anna-Lu just broke up with Chris! I bet if i'm the first person to post on her wall she'll wanna hang out and be all vulnerable and make out with me! -Male Facebook Vulture



O M G Todd and Becky just split up! I'm gonna write on Todd's wall so when he gets his hot sweaty dick online he'll know i care about him!! - Female Facebook Vulture
by Po7zer October 17, 2008
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vulturing

The act of one friend using pre-existing, platonic rapport with another friend's ex or otherwise closely connected individual in an attempt to get play and/or sex without having to meet and deal with new people on their own.

Often a trait of sexually inexperienced peoples who prefer that their friends do the work of courting a girl/guy while the "vulturer" lays back and wait for the relationship to fail so that they may move in under the guise of "friendship".

Ironically, "vulturing" nearly always fails in its employment as the concept of one friend taking advantage of another friend's failure is a sign of insecurity and romantic incompetence on the part of the "vulturer". This, obviously, is universally acknowledged as unattractive from the perspective of any potential mate.

This definition also applies to friend-with-benefits and to a lesser extent, siblings.
A - "Tom and Mary just broke up and already Jay is following around Mary!"
B - "Does Tom know that Jay is "vulturing" Mary?"
A - "Nah, but Tom would deny it anyway and say that they are just "friends"."
B - "If by friends, you mean fuck-buddies, then yes that is accurate."

Vulturing: The act of staying in the shadows, awaiting the romantic failure of an acquaintance so as to exploit the leftovers.
by Kodos22223 February 9, 2009
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Facebook Vulture

A person(s), usually one of your friends, who goes onto your Facebook after forgetting to log out and abuses the "add friend" button on a lot of random people. Alcohol may be a factor in some of these cases, and depending on the severity, the damage may be irreversible.

Besides adding random people the friend(s) may also "like" unwanted fan pages (Mike the Situation, Adam Lambert, etc.), send inappropriate inbox messages to the opposite sex, make self-degrading status updates, fool around on Facebook chat, and change relationship status.

Symptoms of a Facebook Vulture attack include many notifications, inbox messages entitled "do I know you?" or "What the fuck?". One may commence in the the speedy canceling of friend requests, status updates, fan pages, etc, in an attempt to alleviate some of the pain, however the damage is already done.
My Facebook the next morning after a party: You have 50 notifications. Brent likes your status: "I shit the bed!" 10 unread inbox messages: "Do I know you?" "Who the fuck's this?" "Facebook Vulture attack?" (Ok maybe that last one was a lie, but I'm hoping the word catches on) Megan likes your status: "I <3 the Hanson brothers!"
by SKYYGUYY January 12, 2011
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