High value male

Some of the worst people you know put this term in their Instagram bio.

Wow it seems Chris believes he is a "high value male."

You mean the same Chris that asked you on a date and then called you a whore for rejecting him?

Yeah.

by daviswavis December 31, 2023

Values

You are shit.

Hym "And your values are shit. Jordan. You did not invite me anywhere and you know that THIS made it's way TO YOU and ZERO INVITATIONS made it to me. You saw it the whole time and made reference to it in several of your interviews. The GQ interview. And you've been passing my work off as your own. You are a fraud and a disgrace. Cry more. You can't do what you're doing AND CRY LIKE A BITCH ABOUT IT. You are ridiculous. You are wrong. I AM and WAS right. You thought you were better than someone. Is Joe going to do this to the people who stuff his daughter's little slut-hole too? How many kids do you think THEY are going to kill? Let's find out! Let's wait and see. And I regret nothing. Titus still a retard."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2025

Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

absolute value absolute vodka absolut vodka

by bennydre April 30, 2013

Value Meal

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.

Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

replay value

The quality of the music is worth playing more than once.

The replay value of Butterfly by Michael Jackson is worth play till today.

by Davidmase October 1, 2022

Value judgments

She is making the exact same value judgment and denigrates the character of men and specifically men with small dicks asserting both that they are more derogatory then men with big dicks AND that the cause is insecurity.

Hym "So the conversation STARTS with a generalization she's making about men with small dicks. So if making those sorts of value judgments and generalizations is caused BY insecurity, would that not also apply to her? What evidence is there, that results of the small dick man's behavior is the result is insecurity and not a reaction to the generalizations she tends to make about men with small dicks? Maybe it's the case that she is selecting based on generalizations she's making about the small dicks and that leads her select the fat cocks. I would assert that the cause isn't in internal phenomenon (i.e. insecurity) but reaction to an external stimulus. In layman's terms, you are fucking one and not the other and that leads on of them to view you in a more favorable light. "

by Hym Iam March 26, 2025

Value of "x"

Sheer torture where you stop understanding math because it got mixed up with letters.

They told us to find the value of "x" in math class,I officially gave up on ever graduating at that moment.

by #itsAndrea January 31, 2019