Monika valytoja

-an extravagantly gorgeous piece of cake.
-originated in Pro Clean LT (valymo paslaugos)

-same as a microwave - can go to hot mode in just seconds!
-as magical as all of my little ponies combined

-can be wild in the dark

Monika valytoja isn’t God. God is Monika valytoja.

by flatttypattty June 5, 2019

Cammy Vally's Maw

a very massive woman, a truly pantrid woman, you would be unlucky to ever encounter this woman

Cammy Vally's Maw was in asda the other day, almost shat myself, she was in the cheese isle scranning all the parmesan

by Kachako July 12, 2022

Be the valkyrie

-The odd man out, referencing the game series Gauntlet and an old add stating, "Four players, one has to be the valkyrie."
-To take what no one wants.

*Three friends play zombie shooter*
Player 1"I will take this well-lit, easy to barricade kitchen."
Player 2"I will take this well-lit, easy to defend hut."
Player 1"Looks like Player 3 will have to be the valkyrie and take the poorly-lit, multi-roomed, basement with a ton of corners for anything to hide behind and tunnels leading to who knows where."

by tbclycan May 25, 2011

katherine anne valkyre

Funny, Kind, Perfect Body, Amazing personality, Squeezable ass
a true blonde, funny, and kind-hearted
Bond to death her self
Katie is an amazing person she is actual goals

Katherine anne valkyre is baby.

by Sliced grapes December 2, 2019

HVID Hopping varying identity disorder

Hopping varying identity Disorder means that varying on what, it could be anything, it varies f.ex if you have it on ADHD maybe sometimes you can concentrate perfectly but when you're doing something else you can't concentrate at all. But you can also have it on multiple things at once. (not real disorder)

Person 1-Hey didn't you have HVID Hopping varying identity disorder?
Person 2-Yeah..
Person 1-On what?
Person 2-Social Anxiety.

by The painfull spatula October 7, 2021