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underseat treasure

uhn-der-seet trezh-er
noun

Loose change and other items often found under or between furniture cushions (especially couches), automobile seats, and other such places where stuff falls out of your pockets and you usually can't find it without crawling on your hands and knees.

Origin: This is a common enough phenomenon that I decided there needed to be a term for it. It is a play on words from the phrase "undersea treasure".
College dude 1: “Man, I need a Mountain Dew for tonight’s cram session, but I spent my last quarters on the laundry machines…”

College dude 2: “Look around the dorm lounge, dude. There’s bound to be at least 50 cents in underseat treasure there…”

College dude 1: “Thanks, bro; I never thought of that!”

College dude 2: “That’s ‘cause you’re a pothead. Anyway, try to steer clear of the used condoms.”
by Vonthako November 2, 2009
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hunderwear

Hunderwear (contraction for hair underwear) is a very dense patch of pubic hair, usually on a woman, that extends from just below the navel to the upper thigh front and back and is typically the result of an extreme case of winter bush.
Oh man, she's really hot except she's sporting a massive pair of hunderwear.
by carpet bagger February 1, 2013
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Underwearist

Like a nudist but likes to hang out in only their underwear.
Person 1: I'm no nudist, I'm an underwearist.
Person 2: What's that?
Person: I only like to chill in my underwear.
by Ilikepi March 19, 2009
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Undercarriage Marauder

A testament to ones cunnilingus skills. A shashbuckler of a females nether regions. A pirate of poonani...
Broads be calling us the Sailors of the South Mouth, a regular Brigadier General of the clit ...shit them hoes over there know me as Capt VanGyner the saltiest of all them Undercarriage Marauders.
by Frydae November 22, 2011
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funderwear

fun underwear.lacey,see thru,or colorful underwear
see her whale tail,looks like some funderwear!
by vanillagorilla1981 August 5, 2009
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junderwear

jeans shorts that are so short, they might as well be underwear.
my friend chelsea wore junderwear on spring break.
by mb14680 April 15, 2008
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Underarm

The wrong way to bowl in a Cricket match. This happened most memorably in a Australia vs New Zealand match in 1981 where the dirty Australians were very unsporting and stole the series by bowling the ball underarm instead of overarm, preventing the New Zealand batsman to score the 6 runs needed to win the series. Goes directly against the Gentlemanly nature of the game.
"No, Greg, no, you can't do that" (Ian Chappell, Commentator of the game and the brother of both the Aussie Captain, Greg, and the offending bowler, Trevor.)

The Underarm '81 incident is "the most disgusting incident I can recall in the history of cricket" (Rob Muldoon, the then Prime Minister of NZ)
by babysharknz August 15, 2009
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