torpe

Ludicrus, inane, stupid...from the spanish word, "Torpe"

That's so Torpe.

by octavius March 10, 2004

topless

Being without one's laptop.

She would have looked it up on IMDB, but she was topless.

by js February 9, 2009

Torpedoed

The accidental insertion of the erect Penis into a Woman's anus during regular vaginal intercourse. This is unplanned entry without pre lube or forewarning. Often ends in a slap in the face or surprise orgasm. Usually pain

I was banging that bird and I totally torpedoed her, turns out she had piles and didn't like it up the shitter

by Torpedoed August 31, 2014

Torpedo

Often referring to a man's penis.

Hey, I bet Jerry's going to give her the Torpedo tonight!

by Larryfun September 4, 2005

torpedo

1) Under water, self-proppellant missile.

2) A long shit.

Hit by a torpedo


I dropped a torpedo

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Raspberry Torpedo

When having sex, the girl's cherry pops on your dick. Subsequently you back up 20 meters, sprint, and aim for her belly button, intending to hit it with maximum force... The Raspberry Torpedo.

I tried a raspberry torpedo last night, my girlfriend cried and bled all over me.

Dude, it takes serious balls to try the raspberry torpedo

by Doctor E-Train May 5, 2009

topple-lmao

Laughing so hard that you fall off the chair you are sitting on.
Topple While Laughing Your Ass Off

Vie:"Sandy will mostly be the janitors sex slave"
Sam:"Topple-lmao *falls off chair*"

by V1e December 2, 2009