Tooling

The act of either soberly or drunkenly acting like an idiot, dbag and/or jackass. Making a fool of yourself.

Eric threw the bottle of patron at the counter top then tried to chop it up with a samurai sword

Damn he was defiantly tooling out

by JHoffman November 16, 2010

Tool

Mike " The Situation"

That guy is a fuckin tool

by BiggD1 October 2, 2010

Tool

A tool is someone less than a douche who listens to nickelback and wears ed hardy or polo.

Jack is a shitty manager and a tool.

by Papa Ryo June 19, 2009

Tool

people that keep writing the same definition for tool

get lives you tools

by luisgomezz March 30, 2011

Tool

Best band of all time with Adam Jones on guitar, Danny Carey on drums, Paul D'Amour once on bass but now its Justin Chancellor, and last but certainly not least the vocals and the style that is Maynard James Keenan. Progressive rock band from the early 90's, introduced a lot of new things in music, including throwing time signatures out the window. Albums out:

92-Opiate
92-Undertow
94-Aenima
94-Salival
01-Lateralus

best music ever. period.

<some guy> what are you doing?
<TOOL fan> listening to TOOL.

by Jim-n-Tw3ak May 13, 2005

Tool

A person who tries too hard to impress people, and is usually hated. Yet still everyone uses the tool for things like money, rides, and food. Even though he/she is always called a tool, they are too big of a tool to take it seriously. The person also laughs at everything to fit in, cracks bad jokes, tries to hard, and is almost always ditched. Often named Tom.

*phone rings*
"Don't answer for Tom. They're such a tool."
"TOM IS SUCH A TOOL!"
"Don't tell the tool about the party, he'll make everything weird."

by Dr. Wiggle December 16, 2008

Tool

A term for a person who is constantly saying annoying comments and doing lame things. A tool is often disliked by a group but seems to not realize it. Members of a group often use a tool for rides, money etc. A typical tool will say stupid jokes and lame pick up lines to try to fit in

Tool: "Did it Hurt?"
Girl: "Did it hurt when?"
Tool: "When you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "What a tool..."

by Carnage96 March 5, 2011