Toilet hopping

Walking into someone's house, dorm room or hotel room and leaving a fresh turd.

Rooney: "yo fuck these guys, I'm guna go toilet hopping in bolts room"

40 minutes later.........

Bolt: "yo.....who the fuck left the turd, that's nasty yo"

by Boltyboy September 28, 2012

Toilet brushing

Deliberately giving your partner a STD

Toilet brushing.

"Hey Dan I toilet brushed your GF last night"

'That's ok, I toilet brushed her the night before'

by lostlast January 2, 2012

toilet pizza

Reversed roles of the Blumkin. Male performs fellatio on the female while she is defecating and/or on her menstrual cycle while on the toilet.

Rhonda's a freak. She asked me to try her toilet pizza. Thanks Match.com

by Toilet Pizza January 24, 2016

MySpace Toilet

A myspace whore that pretends to go to the toilet during a family meal and then sneaks onto myspace instead.

MySpace toilet incident:
MySpace Whore: 'I'm going to the toilet....'
10 minutes later.
Non-Myspace whore family member: 'where's tom?'

by Gyz/Jose December 8, 2006

Toilet Beer

A drink you take with you when you need to drop a deuce and you might be busy for awhile.

Steve took a toilet beer with him when he went to take a shit earlier because he knew he was gonna be there for a bit.

by TheHoffAbides May 6, 2011

toilet gamer

A person who sits on the toilet for an inordinate length of time because they're playing a game on their cell phone.

Sis: Damnit Tommy, get outta there! I need to take a shower!
Bro: Calm down, I'm almost done (click, click, click, click).
Sis: I hear that d-pad! Get your ass off the Can, you toilet gamer!

by Russell H July 11, 2007

toilet makeup

Makeup usually worn by stereotypical girls who are obsessed with applying makeup for every occasion.

Stereotypical girl : I'm so late, i have to apply my toilet makeup or else i can't go out.

by Michael Thomas... September 9, 2009