new years tissue

this guy who is a massive wanker

aw fuck him he's a new years tissue

by spaghetti-chan September 21, 2021

Floridian Tissue

When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.

Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.

by Supersoldier949 January 27, 2024

tissue

a paper like material used in the toilet or also known as toiletries

pass some tissue

by samediilol May 15, 2022

big tissue

Multifunctional bastard offspring of the Big Issue. With porn.

Nothing helps the homeless more than handing out the latest edition of the Big Tissue.

Can also be used to wipe oneself clean after the event.

big tissue.. big tissue.. you got 20p for some smack?

by massive bender October 15, 2007

tissue

muscular tissue

Deep tissue massage can relieve muscle tension

by stopthecrying January 7, 2017

Blown-in tissue

The resulting state of a tissue that has been ejaculated into and left to crust.

“Ah shit, just touched Zach’s blown-in tissue on his desk.”

“Can’t hang out tonight, my wife found my blown-in tissue by the toilet.”

“Smells like a blown-in tissue out here…”

by Ïdiōt November 14, 2025

Ass Tissues

Toilet paper being used as tissues.

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"

by Weil May 5, 2019