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Bitch Ticket

A submitted vote form or participation in an election that gives you the right to complain about the outcomes related to it.
You don't get to complain about Obama's stimulus package, your lazy ass didn't fill out a bitch ticket last year.
by austinphoenix December 24, 2009
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Beat a gipsy ticket

If you can obtain this ticket, you can beat a gipsy without punishment.
Jack: Do you want a Beat a gipsy ticket?
Luigi: Yes!
Jack: You can print unlimited amount of that!
by BeatAfemboy April 8, 2021
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first class Indian train ticket

Means you get to stand the entire trip inside a passenger car with dot-heads packed shoulder to shoulder rather than ride on the roof of a cattle car or hang off a handrail.
I'll be touring India for 2 weeks this summer.My travel agent scalped me a first class Indian train ticket.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
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tickledickle

the act of fondling and softly blowing into a males genitalia.
It is most commonly known for as a ritualistic act performed in ancient times to seduce young men. Women would proceed to leave their villages to find young men with large genitals to be their mates. Once found a sexual orgy would take place and strong abled warriors would be born.
Sarah proceeded to walk around sxsw and found a young able bodied man to tickledickle.
by sofutofu March 10, 2009
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Bayern Ticket Day

The Bayern Ticket is a Deutsche Bahn rail ticket which is valid for rail and bus travel throughout the whole of Bavaria. The ticket can be used between Monday to Friday from 9am until 3am the following day. On Saturdays and Sundays it can be used the entire day.

The Ticket covers up to five people and costs €27 when bought via the internet or one of the automatic ticket machines at the station.Children under 15 years of age travel for free.


Bayern Ticket Day is celebrated on Friday the 15th of August annually by a national holiday in the Republic of Germany.
Hallo! Ich bin Klaus und das ist meine Freundin Heidi und heute ist Bayern Ticket Tag !!!! Wir mussen nach Italien gehen und wir mussen Eis essen. Ja!!!! Sheise!!


BAYERN TICKET DAY !! JAAA
by A Class October 12, 2008
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Arabian Sphinkter Tickle

Where you lick your partner's asshole, and sream, "Alalalalalalalalalalaa"
Yo, Mike! why you lookin so down today?

The bitch gave me an Arabian Sphinkter Tickle... it was disgusting, so I dumped the bitch while she was givin me the usual Cleveland Steamer.
by vivamyaggro December 6, 2009
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Five Toe Tickle

Involves the placement of toes in the vaginal canal and anus of a female partner. Longer toes are helpful. Thicker the better. Synonymous with the famous shocker move.
Her: Baby, you goin' to gimme some of that good lovin' tonight?

Me: You talkin' about the Five Toe Tickle?

Her: mmmhmmm. This time, let's get that big captain toe in the back.
by EricForeman February 27, 2013
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