Thor's Secret Power

Thor's Secret Power is when the act of wrapping metal around an Erectile Dysfunction patient to "help them out".

It is also referred to as " The Shocker Cocker 3000" When being sold to patients.

P.S. It sometimes makes the patients cum, so be aware.

Enjoy your shock therapy

You should have the "Thor's Secret Power" for that erectile dysfunction, It works WONDER WONDERS.

by SomeGuyUwu June 30, 2022

Thor Stan

A brain dead idiot who thinks a fat ass demi God with electric powers can beat anyone with his axe

"Someone said that Thor solos"

"It's probably one of those dumbass Thor stans"

by Someone who has a father July 2, 2022

Thor Stan

A fan of Thor who is usually extremely biased and unreasonably stupid.

“Thor solos Wanda and Captain Marvel”

“Oh…another flop Thor Stan”

by Googleyes July 3, 2022

Thor’s Hammer

When lineman do a line of cocaine on live power lines.

Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.

by Professor Hancock July 24, 2022

The Thor Nut

When you came so hard that thunder appeared next to your penis.

Ah fuck dude, i got the thor nut yesterday while jacking off to Riley

by TheRyaNut May 2, 2019

Oliver Thombs

A tall man who resembles Jesus. Although he is far from Jesus. Long brown hair who has no friends.

That guy’s such a loner.

Yeah he’s an Oliver thombs

by Allah600 June 28, 2022

Molybdenum Thorium Erbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium

The chemical elements that when combined form MoThErFUCKEr!

The composition of science deniers and election conspiracy loons is 100 % Molybdenum Thorium Erbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 2, 2022