Turkey Twizzlers

Turkey Twizzlers represent everything I hate about School Dinners

They are full of shit and they are in a shape of a pigs penis

They only contain 30% Turkey, the rest is salt, bread crumbs, E-flavours and other crap (they might even contain turkey shit)

You can find them In England, they are an embaressment to the whole world and whoever invented them is a ignorant arse!

Twat "Yummy, Turkey Twizzlers for dinner!"
Me "Shut the f*ck up, I'd rather have a salad Thank-you very much!"

by Fiona Moore-O'Toole April 6, 2005

twizzle

tight in an enhanced way (more than usual)

those new Jordans are twizzle

by bigg will March 20, 2004

twizzler

twizzler or somtimes know as twiz.refering to some acting like a tool or really gay.

dude your acting like a twizzler.

by Josh spence,Robby pelkey May 18, 2008

Tizzle

Tizzle is a word that can be used as a verb, noun, adjective etc. Pretty much anything! But most commonly used as a word to mean something positive or neutral, not often a bad thing. Can also be called tizzlin or a person can be called a tizzler.

" That was so tizzle!" as in that was so good
"He's tizzlin!" as in hes handsome
" I am going to go check on the tizzle in the oven!" pie
"Lets go tizzle" dance

by tizzleisthenewword March 3, 2010

Louisiana Twizzler

Shit in a womans vagina fuck her then have her sqeeze out the shit into your hand rub it on her body and lick it off of her and then eat a twizzler.

dude to another dude: Dude i gave her a louisiana twizzler last night it was amazing.

by SlappyPappy8749823743 April 13, 2009

Tizzle

1. (n.) an amusing human-like monkey known for his slight ADD tendencies, random thoughts, incomplete communications, huge heart, and steam-engine-like sales ability; 2. (n.) an Irish salesman who greatly resembles the Tizzle monkey, who is motivated by wireless headsets and free golf rounds; 3. (adj.) delightful to manage

I told him, "Tizzle... today in the field... let's Sizzle... not Fizzle..."

by FCSElJefe November 22, 2010

Tizzle Wizzle

Alternative form of Tunbridge Wells, a spa town in south-east England.

Are you coming to Tizzle Wizzle tonight for the party?

Why are there so many chavs in Tizzle Wizzle?

by Leif K November 6, 2006