How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by CasterMonk June 25, 2021

Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.

DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!

by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023

Man of many moons

Defined: Man of many moon's . A life of dark times as the moon with light in the darkness.

As obstacles are to be moved, so are the shadows with the moon.

One who looks up and never see's the same image.

Example: Such as life, so does the day from night, man of many moons.

Being Defined: Man of many moon's,

the journey that never hid the moon.

Truly,

Jonathan

Scott

Howard.

by JonScott Howard May 20, 2025

many mumbling mice

Many mumbling mice, are making magic music in the moonlight, mighty mice

You sing it..

Many mumbling miceee.... Are making magic in the moonlightt..... Mighty micee....

Then you go up a half step in pitch

by TaylorlynnedonaldsonorTayTay<3 December 25, 2024

How many Cash Cups has brennenboi won?

brennenboi "claims" he has won 59 total Cash Cups.

How many Cash Cups has brennenboi won? brennenboi has won a total of 59 Cash Cups

by BrennenDaMan59 July 2, 2023

there are too many melons in my fruit bowl

something you shout when there is in fact too many melons in my fruit bowl

*gets handed a fruit bowl* THERE ARE TOO MANY MELONS IN MY FRUIT BOWL I WANT BETTER FRUIT I DEMAND BETTER FRUIT

by aphmaufan October 3, 2023

why are there so many definitions of this

a word that means so many things that it is everything all at once.

"oh my god, why are there so many definitions of 'why are there so many definitions of this?'"

by penid 2 June 16, 2023