Scatter Wagon

Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.

Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed

by newoldmonkey April 26, 2011

Party Wagon it

When you don't get invited on the party bus so you lasso a rope to the bus and ride along side in a wagon with a couple broads and some booze.

No man I think I'm just going to party wagon it

by Mr.meaty February 27, 2011

Salt wagon

A female who guzzles down bulk semen. Usually found inside a nightclub after 3am wearing a skirt shorter than her vagina and hunting down sausage like its her job.

"Check her out dude, what a salt wagon!!"

salty broad sluts gangy bukkake

by Crackyo June 2, 2016

Wagon Wheelin

Named after the much overplayed song, "Wagon Wheelin" is when the same story is told over and over again to the same audience as if it was fresh and interesting.

"I hate hanging out with her. She goes wagon wheelin on me every time"

by icepeople August 11, 2015

Cum Wagon

The Boston Bruins are a cum wagon.

I’ve seen a couple people talk about firing Cassidy. Like what kind of drugs do you need to be on to have that idea pop into your head? The team is obvi in a decline, in the last 3 years, we’ve lost Krug, Chara, Krejci, and Tuukka. Our 3rd & 4th lines have struggled all season. And yet, we still made the playoffs in a conference that has never seen this much lopsided talent in NHL history (first time ever all playoff teams have >100 points). So, yeah, have these games been disappointing/frustrating? Of course. Did the officiating absoluteY BLOW in game 2? Yeah. But Carolina is the better team. Plain and simple. Cassidy is not a miracle worker. We’re getting beat by a better team. They’ve been better all season. They’ve killed us in every meeting this year. It’s not like we dominated them all year and are just now falling flat. It’s not like we’re the 2019 lightning getting swept by the blue jackets in the 1st round. Firing Cassidy would be absolutely ludicrous. We finished 7th in the conference, and yet fans/social media think we’re the cup favorites, and if we don’t make it all the way, the season was a failure. It’s insane. We are a cum wagon.

by Xavier Nady November 25, 2022

Saggin Wagon

A wagon that was once used for sex, that is now used to haul kids to around.

When you knock up a girl, get married, and then fat your shaggin wagon becomes a saggin wagon.

by Mystic-X June 28, 2012

Gash Wagon

A car full of women.

Damn, look at that gash wagon, wonder where they goin

by Dr. Helmetspore July 16, 2021