3 A.M. Thirst

When the Devil throat fucks you so hard while you sleep, your throat turns into the Sahara Desert.

"Man last night I had the biggest 3 A.M. Thirst"

by ThatOneFahgot May 04, 2021

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Apocalypse thirst text

When the world is coming to an end and someone you know know texts you for sex.

Oh my god, Nathan just Apocalypse thirst texted me. He’s such a fuckboy.

by Schmoozer420 June 07, 2020

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Butt Thirst

When someone has an extreme craving for anal-oral...
(Ass eating)

Man katzz and her friend stayed over on friday and she woke up with some extreme butt thirst...

by 417smokey January 20, 2020

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butt thirst

the thirst for liquids (mainly semen) in the butt, experienced in both women and gays
also used to infer that someone is slutty or gets around

Hey, Ray do you see that girl over there with those scummers?

The new one?

Yeah, she's totally got the butt thirst.

by redwalrus101 September 11, 2013

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Unintended Thirst Law

The law to which describes the scenario when an artist or creator purposefully makes a character possess the traits to which would make it an undesirable person. As an opposite result of what you would expect, the said character incites attraction in great masses for no currently explainable reason or cause.

(To anyone asking, yes, I made up this term.)
(And fuck you, im coining it)

Creator: This character’s name is Finglesnork, it is an amalgamation of sentient pork fat and the cartilage of multiple animals. It spends whatever time it has lingering the streets hoping to devour puppies and lost babies.
Fanbase: I want this thing to fill whatever holes I have in my body and leave me a mess
Creator: Dear god I hate the fundamentals of Unintended Thirst Law

by this_is_a_recorded_message December 20, 2023

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