Midget Stroke

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.

Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.

by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020

Daily strokings

Daily strokings means masturbating everyday, at least once.

"Damn man, have you gotten your daily strokings in yet?"

by koolmanrocks2000 April 12, 2012

Stroke the monkey

Wanking.

Im going to stroke the monkey tonight.

by Lesbianfucker69 November 19, 2018

Shoulder stroke

The act of stroking someone's shoulder in a creepy fashion. Accompanied with the words 'Hi... buddy...'

Person 1: *Whistles innocently*
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!

by wellwitted November 7, 2009

stroke the cactus

Jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a "Penis" or "Dick"

I saw a bad ass bitch on the tv that got me super hard so I decided to stroke the cactus

by Mvrcv January 8, 2017

Caribbean Stroke

When you enter the shower with the same sex and curl you toes, clench you’re anal cavity as well as biting your lip as hard as you can while holding as much eye contact as possible.

“Oh boy I cant wait to do the Caribbean stroke with my best friend!”

by Sir Thickdick III March 13, 2022

Stroke lips

When someone talks using only one side of their mouth/ lips and the other side just chills there dormant. They may also smile using just one side of their lips.

yo that bitch got some real stroke lips with her crooked ass smile

by Aurybaby February 26, 2019