mars and venus

cockney rhyming slang for penis

your mrs tells me you've got a tiny mars and venus

by ben curry September 24, 2003

No Gluten On Mars

After much debate in the scientific community Mr Graham Roach proved once and for all time on 28.01.2022 that Mars is indeed safe for Corliacs.

I feared going to Mars as I wasn’t sure if it would meet my gluten free needs. But I was delighted to discover that there is no gluten on Mars.

by Bring-Rown-Beer February 2, 2022

Mars Dust

When, for whatever reason, you get Flaming Hot Cheeto Dust on the head of your dick.

The mars dust burns a lot less than you would expect.

When flaming cheeto dust caresses your hard dick, that's amore...

by MooHen March 4, 2023

elin mars

A slutty, sexy annoying girl. Sleeps with anything and anyone.

Mathew slept with Elin Mars 7 time in 2 days!

by Oglington Fartworthy January 16, 2014

Mar Bag

A bag of MDMA also known as Molly.

Man we ate the fire Mar Bag and listened to the untz all weekend.

by Evan and Pete January 11, 2009

Mars 30th

If you were born this day, congrats!

You are the most genuine, honest and definitely the baddest bitch.

But you can be too honest and say too much sometimes, but it doesn’t matter cuz you are a cutie.

Person born on Mars 30th: *says something inappropriate*
Other person: “well that was inappropriate, but whatever she’s/he’s honest and suuuuper cute”

by tigerrat November 11, 2019

Mari On Mars

A slang for a dumbfuck who holds grudges and is salty.

Hey look! A Mari on Mars

by Fampion May 3, 2021