punch the koala

Hit the pussy hard like you were punching a small furry animal from down under.

John finally got the girl to go home with him when he told her he was going to punch the koala until it felt like her pussy had gone three rounds with Tyson.

by Crashexl May 29, 2018

The Koala

The act of wrapping yourself around someone, like a koala holding on to a tree, and proceeding to urinate on them while moaning like the marsupial.

Hey, record Joe's reaction when I do the koala on him in the pool later. He will totally freak out when he feels the warmth all around him.

by Littlelieutenantturtle March 18, 2020

Koala

The deadliest animal in australia

That koala ate my kid

by dingo ate my kids September 21, 2018

koala toe

Australian slang for a tampon.

My sheila told me to stop by the corner store for a pack of koala toes before shark week.

by loloculus July 31, 2025

Yellow Koalas

A criminal organization or "gang" mainly based in urban areas of Columbus, OH. The make-up of this clan is mostly Caucasian individuals, and unexpectedly, about 2/3 of the group's population is made up of homosexual men. Their inconspicuous color choice of yellow was made to allow victims feel a sense of comfort with the affiliation. This is quite the misnomer as Yellow Koala activities include crimes such as human trafficking, wellfare fraud, and manslaughter. They are especially notorious for cases of assault towards young children. They refer to this as "friendly" attacks or "Barney" assault.

Dem Yellow Koalas dangrous as hells

by ganginfoohio April 27, 2010

Koala

A smooth brained creature with little intellectual understanding.

You're a koala.

by GetThatLinkOuttaHere February 18, 2021

Koala

The act of sleeping with one person on their back whilst the other rests their head on the shoulder with the leg hooked over

Guy 1: How did you sleep last night?
Guy 2: So well! She was a great person to koala with

by forgottencarrot April 30, 2021