Kelsey johnson

A stupid flat ugly un loyal piece of pube hair who is a fat whore she also if your white don’t date her she cheats on you which lightskins

Person1: Is that Kelsey Johnson I heard she a cheater

Person2: ya I know

by Ttyy55 August 1, 2022

kelsey

Sarcastic, friendly and caring but is also a big ass hole and takes people for granted. Usually fucks up and admits it when it's too late but can win anyone over with his charming looks. Loves being the center of attention and is a big womanizer. He is sneaky and usually thinks alot about things instead of acting on them. When he cares he loves with everything in him and will give you the world.

You are dating kelsey, prepare for the ride.

by Tbyeh June 18, 2018

kelsey

gorgeous gorgeous girl

“kelsey is such a gorgeous gorgeous girl i love her”

by iloveaboywho January 27, 2022

Kelsey portwood

Kelsey Portwood is a weird Texan who claims to be from KeNtUcKy. She’s a fat assed Chi Omega who is thinks she’s better than her sister. She’s that blonde bitch people tell you to watch out for.

Kelsey Portwood is a real bitch.
You are such a Kelsey Portwood.

by Rootintootinvladirmirputin February 20, 2022

Kelsey Smyth

Beards of the most magnificent sort. The biggest, fullest, fluffiest, most man-tastic beard a guy has the pleasure of growing.

"Dang, that guy has a kelsey smyth beard! It's awesome!"

by Joesidon October 18, 2012

Kelsey

A short ass bitch, who loves to talk mad shit to random strangers. The balls on this bitch is phenomenal, you would think they short ass was a fucking politic with all the shit they be talkin. People named Kelsey tend to hang out with people born in January, October, and July ask me why that just how they be

That girl Kelsey talkin mad shit

by Arfarfawoooga November 24, 2021

Kelsey

Known as that nigga

He is that nigga, he should be called Kelsey.

by kk907 January 21, 2022