Jeremiah

Has a massive dick and is really smart he's only 5'2 but that doesn't stop him he'll keep pumping no matter what he also is crazily romantic for any of his partners he's super athletic and buff he has brown hair and looks like Johnny Depp except no one's shat in his bed yet and some say if you talk to Jeremiah he'll pull up on you and curb stomp your ass

"hey I just roasted Jeremiah I think I'm fucked"
"Oh hell yeah there he is bro I can't help you think time I'll get your coffin ready"

*Gets the shit beat out of
"Don't fuck with me again you fatass nigga"
Don't mess with Jeremiah

by anonymous November 21, 2023

Jeremiah's Sympathy

Only found in the Websters dictionary between the words "Shit" and "Syphilis".

Hey do you want Jeremiah's Sympathy? If so you know where to find it.

by Teesquizzle October 8, 2022

Jeremiah

Jeremiah is short, funny, beats anybody’s ass, and has a girlfriend. He’s super shy and has a nice smile. If you touch his girlfriend, jezi/ and or Jezreal. He won’t let any bot hit her or touch her. Just know you dead after that boys. Periodt

girls and boys: WOAH IS THAT JEREMIAH DAVIS?? HOLDING JEZREAL’S HAND?!?
travion: they are a cute couple tbh. GOOD JOB JD!

by That lady jezi December 7, 2019

Jeremiah

A problem top tier goat best player in madden 22 on tigers also none as mrstealur girl

Im such a Jeremiah

by Ffccc November 21, 2021

Jeremiah

A complete psychopath when he doesn't get his what he wants especially a girl but an overall a pretty cool dude. He's pretty childish but gets mad VERY easily. Be careful with these dudes they will get mad at you then throw out the guilt trip or blackmail these dudes are dangerous and in need of a therapist!

Jeremiah: It's ur fault I'm depressed!!

You: *confused after asking to borrow a pencil then broke it*

by nonpersonzzzz April 14, 2020

jeremiah sutter

A person with this name is strong-willed and amazingly funny. They're smart and considerate and are not afraid to show to everyone that they care.

They've got love to give to everyone, and are great with their hands. Boys with this name are SPECIAL. Jeremiah Sutter deserves respect and kindness wherever he goes.

Jeremiah Sutter hasn't felt real joy since two years ago. But now that he's happy, and smiling, and laughing, the whole world and everyone in it is experiencing real joy.

by Pengirl :3 May 8, 2018

Jeremiah John

To play golf as a lefty and poorly

That heavy set guy is playing like a real Jeremiah John

by cookie beanbag May 18, 2023