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Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.
When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.
by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008
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Lone Handshake

"The other day I walked in on Justin doing the lone handshake!"
by Sir514 August 6, 2010
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chase it with a handshake

what only the most classy drinkers do at a party.
Better than chasing with a soda or beer.
Based of the cheap "chase it with a high-five"
The motion of shaking hands gives the drinker something to focus on besides the burn and gives said drinker something to clench to when burn is most severe.
Best done with two drinkers simultaneously.
what are you doing with that soda man, chase it with a handshake.
by lostlemur September 2, 2010
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Kitchen Handshake

Kitchen hand 1: hey! how are you today?(approaching for handshake)
Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!
by xaib December 13, 2014
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holder handshake

A Holder Handshake is a ritual carried out by homosexuals.

It involves holding onto a males long curly 70's styled hair while inserting a clenched fist into their anus.

A holder handshake was named after the 1970's icon Noddy Holder (because of the hairstyle... Not the act in question)
Example:

Steve - So you went down to the gay village last night. Did you pull?
Drew - Yeah. I received a massive holder handshake
Steve - hahaha. I thought you were limping
by Naked Friday May 15, 2015
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Duluth handshake

Starts when one man in a locker room slip n slides naked into the middle of the rest of the men who are gathered in a large circle. The men take turns slip n sliding into the open legs of the man who most previously went. This continues until all the men are one continuous line of men straddling each other.
"Hey bro how was your day?"

"Pretty great dude, I partook in my first Duluth handshake."

"That's awesome man I love those."

"Yeah the feeling of another man's face on my penis is pretty great."

"Agreed."
by doubleteammason December 6, 2016
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English Handshake

I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake.
by Mijioshi October 20, 2018
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